Living in Minnesota

Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota :

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
Swim by, You might live in Minnesota .

If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights
Each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in Minnesota .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Minnesota .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, you might live in Minnesota .

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
His forehead, you might live in Minnesota .

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live
In Minnesota .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might
Live in Minnesota .

If you know how to say...Wayzata ...Mahtomedi, ....Cloquet ... Edina
...and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
Minnesota .

Vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, you
might live in Minnesota .

You measure distance in hours, you might live in Minnesota .

You know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might
Live in Minnesota .

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day ...and back
again,you might live in Minnesota .

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Minnesota .

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might
Live in Minnesota .

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked, you might live in Minnesota .

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, you
might
live in Minnesota .

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
Use them, you might live in Minnesota .

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet
Farm at any given time, you might live in Minnesota .

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
might live in Minnesota .

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you might live in Minnesota .

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you might live in Minnesota .

You can identify a southern or eastern accent, you might live in
Minnesota .

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce, you might live in Minnesota .

Down South to you means Iowa , you live in Minnesota .

A brat is something you eat.

You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."